Name Calling

Smack ‘n’ crack, slack and laid back, Jack.
Who knew her debut would be adieu, Sue.
Although below, has a big toe, go blow- Joe
In a barrel, in a peril- in pink apparel, Carol
Start a crime wave, needs a shave, must be brave, Dave.
Dry skin, has a twin, where has she been? Lynn.
Power drill, needs a chill pill, mentally ill, Bill.
Hiss and dismiss, in an abyss – French kiss – Chris.
Avoid annoyed and unemployed, Lloyd.
In all her glory, tell a story, really gory – Lori.
Slim and trim, sing a hymn in the gym, Tim.
Looks like a male, has a tail, as big as a killer whale, Gayle.
Devil’s spawn, magic wand, bring it on – Don.
Blown, being alone, overgrown and over thrown-Joan.
Masquerade, disobeyed, flunked first grade-Wade.
In the sauna, playing with the fauna, Shauna.
Vain, abstain, complain, distain – Wayne.
Giant Panda, delivering propaganda, Amanda.
Free kick, carrot stick, mouse click – Rick.
Awake with bennie, took too many-doesn’t give any – Pennie.
Not too busy, therefore in a tizzy – Dizzy.