Bored? Here's some stuff to do.............

Yes – I am bored – so I have been sitting here thinking of things that could be done to alleviate boredom…….I am not only thinking of myself here – these suggestions could (and maybe should!) be done by you…….any of you! I choose what works for me……..loud tunes (headphones on), and dancing in my pod…..now…..this attracts attention but you know – who cares? At the moment – the dancing is more like head bobbing in my chair (still having issues with the tail bone from my new year’s episode), but hey – gotta do something! Here are a few more suggestions: TAKE A BREAK FROM ROUTINE…..at work – sit at someone else’s desk for a change. Pretend to be them. Respond to their name, maybe follow them home and try to sleep with their spouse! STEAL SOMEONE’S FAVOURITE PEN……The “Kids in The Hall” were NOT the first people to clue in on this. This is great instead of harbouring grudges on people that have ticked you off in the office. You could also hide food somewhere in their desk – rotting food is a wonderful thing! ..MAKE A LIST OF TEN PEOPLE WHO HAVE ACHIEVED SOMETHING WITH THEIR LIVES….. Now imagine them all on a mini-bus going over a cliff. Imagine their screams as they lie mangled in the burning wreckage. Grin. TALK IN A SOFT VOICE… A really sinister one like Donald Pleasance's. Stare intently at people's jugular veins or the place where their ears join onto their heads. WEAR A BIG GRIN…..A smile a day keeps the electro-shocks away! Smiling can help you through any stressful situation. When your boss tells you off, grin. On crowded public transport, smile manically at the people around you until your cheeks start to hurt. They'll feel so friendly they'll move up to give you lots of room! This also works in elevators. Last but not least – once you get home – SNIFF SOME KNICKERS (Undies!)………….. Sniffing knickers is nature's way of releasing calming hormones. That's why racing drivers wear them over their faces. I hope this can help a few of you manage a day that is stress-free……….still listening to tunes……DIZ