Shall we say PICKY?

Okay - I was reading an article the other day - (I get daily emails on certain subjects from the CNN website) - and I was totally grossed out..............Yes...............The Diz grossed out! No matter out ludicrous, nonsensical, stupid, anti-social and nauseating or revolting your pastime or habit may be - fear not - there is always someone out there that will be doing some research that will prove that pastime or habit is good for you. Then maybe you can walk around - with the proof - that urinating on the dog is an okay thing - or using your wife's undies as a bowl to eat your salad out of - is good for you - you know those habits that you do that you never wanted anyone to find out about - or share with others. Well - this doctor has done some research on nose picking - and then eating it! (This doctor is from Austria). He has done a survey and in fact - nose-pickers, that also eat what they have mined, are "healthier, happier and more in tune with their bodies than sane people". Yes - this was said by a registered - real doctor! Can you imagine how he even conducted this survey? Stopping people on the street "Excuse me Mam' - do you pick your nose and then eat it afterwards?" WTF?????? Then there is the end of his statement about "sane people" - are all nose-pickers/eaters all insane? Now - the people I surround myself with are far from being sane - but I really don't think that they would even admit to anyone if they were one of these nose-pickers/eaters people! This doctor also suggests that we as parents should encourage our children to take up nose-picking and eating because, and I quote-"eating the dry remains of what you pull out of your nose is a great way of strengthening the body's immune system because it is full of bacteria”! Okay - another WTF?????????????? All right - now that we have the facts - why stop at eating snot? Let's just get into ear wax, belly button fluff, toe jam - and why not - eat crap too? Well advised.......DIZ