Random Thoughts that have passed thru my brain today………….

· Why is it that if I drink one cup of coffee in the morning – I’m okay – but if I drink even one teaspoon more – I am in the Loo all day?
· What is an “End-User” – and why would it need support?
· Do you know anyone with a Deer Head mounted on the wall? And if you do – next time ask them why they didn’t just bring it home and keep it as a pet.
· I was in a course the other day – and the person next to me whispered something amusing and the two of us laughed. The instructor asked “Do you guys find something funny?” What the hell kind of question is that? NO – I’m actually very sad and this is the way I show it! Duh!
· Someone went past my desk and told me “they were working like a dog” today. Huh? You know any dogs that work – if anything – that means you are doing pretty much nothing but sniffing your private parts, napping, and trying to find food and maybe a pat or two.
· My word for today was FANFARONADE: it means arrogant or boastful talk. It sounds like something one would drink. “I’d like an olive with my Fanfaronade please”!
· What’s the difference between when the weather person calls for a partly cloudy day – or a partly sunny day?!
· I have spent most of the day doing nothing – so how will I know when I am done? I guess I’ll just go with the clock.
· I received a package today that said "this way up " (pointing to the top of the box) . But on the bottom of the box it said “Open Here”! The box is still sitting – sideways – on my desk – un-opened!
· Diz – Gone Out!