Flies and Spiders

I have NO IDEA how a fly can come into this building - let alone land on the fifth floor - and be happily buzzing around. I'm not sure how it would have enough force to push the 5th floor elevator button - nor how it would even choose to come to this floor. Regardless - this little bugger has been flying from spot to spot - regurgitating all over my papers, my computer, my pictures of the piggies (and the kids!), my binders, all the crap I have piled on my desk. No one would even believe that I was being bothered by a fly - because they could not believe that a fly would just come to the 5th floor (which was MY first thought!) - and every time I would call someone over - cause the little black flying thing was out in the open - it disappeared by the time they arrived at my pod entrance. Well - I got the little sucker - I was reading something in a huge binder - and the big dumb ass decided to land on the page I was reading - SPLAT! That's the end of THAT! Then - just as I re-settled my self at my computer - a friggen spider came down from the ceiling - on that little invisable thread - and hung there - right in front of my face! Now - flies are one thing - but spiders? I DO NOT DO SPIDERS............ - I am going to an empty spot to finish my work for the day. Man - 4:30 can't come soon enough.......now I'm going around like a spazz - thinking that I see things out of the corner of my eye - I even think I'm seeing things running across the floor!!!!! I've got a bad case if the itchies - and I still have an afternoon to complete! Is it time for my meds yet? Diz