Cursing & Swearing- Huh?

Okay - as I was coming into work today - I heard one guy call another guy a "Mother F#*!>er". Okay - what does that mean - What was this guy ACTUALLY saying? That his buddy has intercourse with his own mother? With his buddy's mother? Any mother? And is that a bad thing? (I guess if it was his own - ya!)

Then there is the work "Bitch". I mean - that is a female dog - and to some the female may not apply - nor the dog in the literal sense.

Here's one we here around OUR house now and again - WANKER. Okay - if you call someone a WANKER - it means you are saying he/she is a masterbator. Well - chances are - whether you use this word for a male or a female - you are not saying anything untrue - nor is it offensive! So all you are doing is pointing out the fact that this person does something - Offensive?

Now let's move on to the most use phrase "F**K YOU". So - what you are saying is that you want to have sex with me? I'm sorry - you are not my type - nor to I have any interest in that with you. If that isn't what you are trying to say - then who? Who is supposed to "F**K ME"?

So really - a lot of these phrases that are used to convey anger or whatever - when broken down - actually mean NOTHING! They make no sense - and on a final note - who decided that showing someone your middle finger is offensive? All you are doing is showing someone one of your fingers...........Ooooooooooooooooooooooh I am so offended! Cheers - DIZ