Fecal Matter..................

This story is not one that has happened to me - it is one that was passed on to me - and I felt I had to share - cause well - it's a Diz type story!

This guy I was talking to told me about this fool that he works with that does not like to wash his hands after he takes a piss and then proceeds to reason this behaviour away as there may be fecal matter on the door handles in the company bathroom so washing his hands is a waste of time. But Get THIS - when he reaches for a piece of paper to put in the printer which is very often throughout the day he licks his fingers like a quarterback before a pass to get a better grip on the paper.Hmmmmmm.....poop on the door handle, touching his uncircumcised dick and he's afraid of ecoli????

Okay - see how I HAD to share?! Cheers - DIZ