Bleaching the Tighty-Whities

The other night - I was getting the laundry together and mentioned to Tim, "I need some new undies...........all mine have holes in them!" He muttered something like, "Easy access"......or something moronic as only Tim could do - and my answer to him was "I know why I have so many holes in my undies.............cause I bleach the crap out of them!" HA! Get it?!?!?! I didn't mean it literally - but I collapsed laughing - Tim I believe is still walking around shaking his head, probably mumbling more moronic quips! Over 'n' Out - Diz!