We have GNOMES.........

I have come to the conclusion that we have little gnomes that live in our house. They only hide or steal certain things – like the ONE pair of scissors that I keep on my art table, only BLACK socks – and that’s just one – not the pair, any registration papers from painting classes to soccer registrations and schedules. They have stolen (or hid – because sometimes these things just show up on a table or on the floor right in front of my eyes!) a DVD and CD-Rom with pics on it, but I fooled them – I found those two things! Once a cheque book even disappeared! Band-aids – there’s a tricky one – the band-aids disappear – but all the wrappers that they come in? Still in the box! A whole massive block of cheese! But the wrapper is left in the fridge – looking like it has barely been messed with! And Griffin isn’t even close to my house – it’s gotta be those hungry gnomes – or Griffin – you have a great sense of telepathy! But now it is getting a tad scary…….Dave opened the fridge last night – and 8 plates almost fell on his head! Yes – PLATES! They were on top of a cabinet – that is over the fridge – but the fridge does not touch the cabinet or vice versa! I swear I saw one of those little buggers running to hide up there when I showed up in the kitchen after work!! This happened BEFORE we got home from work – Dave was rather traumatized! (More than usual!) Someone told me to put salt around my house – but that’s for those evil poltergeists – not gnomes – I think I need to do some reading on gnomes and gnome psychology………I am going to freak their freak one day! Ta Ta - DIZ