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Okay - let's forget about politics, religion, sex, etc. for a moment...............I want to rant about something that is REALLY bothering me today..............what is with these moronic, dim-witted, brainless people who feel that THEY have the power or take it upon themselves to enforce the speed limit? Now - knowing that I am NOT a driver - that gives me even more of a right to have ROAD RAGE......why? Cause I am in the passenger's seat - starting to melt because I am fuming so much - the steam is fogging up my glasses - cause "my driver" either decides to get aggressive at the totally incorrect time (by boxing in some red neck with a gun rack in the back window of his "Ford F150"(Which by the way won once again for 2005 the Texas Truck of The Year award! What does THAT tell you about the driver you are messing with?!) - OR - does NOTHING AT ALL!!!!!! In theory - I am the best driver on the road......................there is absolutely no doubt about that - for one reason - my I.Q. is MUCH higher than most of these flippen dust bunnies that have a license! You know, we have all come across them, the cretins who plant themselves in the left (fast) lane of the highway and go 35 km/hr. while a line of cars comes up behind them and ultimately has to pass them on the right. I can see into their little minds......and my driver is thinking "The speed limit is 65 km/hr. and the vehicle I am in is doing 65 km/hr. so where are you expecting me to move to?" "My driver" is not a "shoulder driver"...............he has issues with "shoulder driving!" We are NOT going to move over and let you pass me." You're a menace to society....................... Not to mention the freakin accidents you end up causing, and the stress and the AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.............Where the hell are those cops when you need 'em! Actually - they probably don't even see this as an issue.......Over 'n' Out - Dizzy