Just a few quotes........

I thought I'd add just a few quotes for the day.................
"Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut the bitch up with a bag of chips or cookies" - Unknown
"I refuse to think of them as chin hairs - I think of them as stray eye brows!"-Janette Barber-
"A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car" - Carrie Snow-
"My favourite household chore is ironing. My first one being - hitting my head on the wall until I faint."-Erma Bombeck-
"A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't"-Rhonda Hansome-
"I try to take one day at a time - but sometimes several days attack me all at once!"-Jennifer Unlimited-
"If you can't be a good example - then you'll justhave to be a horrible warning!"-Catherine-
"Behind every successful man is a surprised woman"-Maryon Pearson-
"I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career!"-Gloria Steinem-