Just having one of those days.....

I knew the week was gonna go downhill on Tuesday - when I arrived at work and thought thru-out the whole day - that it was actually Wednesday. I realized I was incorrect by the time it was time to pack up.

Today I have a REALLY bad headache - ya - a migraine - and I am having migraine thoughts - it has been building since Monday... I want to drop kick everyone I see that talks to me. EVERYBODY SHUT IT!!! Just let me listen to my music and bounce on my yoga ball chair (it's a lovely purple colour....but doesn't do anything for my bladder - old people need to sit on more solid chairs....when you sit on something like a yoga ball - the signals being sent to your brain are that you are on the toilet.... maybe that just happens to me!?... and I can't "just sit" on it - I have to bounce - great for the glutes - not so great for the headache!), but no - people keep interrupting me as I listen to a GREAT song..."Fellow D" this and "Fellow D", that - some people just CAN'T SHUT THEIR MOUTHS! Geez - my co-worker has come and talked to me more today than EVER! I actually had a bit of a disco dance in the middle of the hallway with another chick - the funny part was that I was listening to a song on my headphones - and she couldn't hear it - but was dancing in tune - so I joined her.... now people truly believe I have completely lost it!

Lost it? Yes - Up to this point I have lost 16 lbs. Gained one pound in Vegas - must of been the booze - couldn't have been the food - we never ate! My mouse died as well - my computer mouse at work that is...I was sent a new rodent - but since I had "the talk" with my old mousey - he seems to be behaving...I threatened to have him "put down" and replaced with a much sleeker mousey - my new mouse is named Duke. The old mouse is named Arnie. (Ooooo-Great Big Sea is playing - gotta stop typing and bounce a bit...."if your in the swing.......see chameleon lying there in the sun...run run away.....if you've got it sussed.....run run away...I like black and white...run run away...la la la la la la la la la la run run away!")

Big threatening thunderstorm warning happening for Edmonton - probably end up with a tornado - I hate thunderstorms - they make me want to run and hide and poo my pants...well not poo my pants intentionally - it's just so damn scarey! Speaking of pooing - I was told to buy a certain herbal tea to drink - for the bowels - nothing EVER works on me - laxatives? Not even a dent. Prune juice - I drank a whole bottle and just felt like my tongue swelled up to twice the size it should have been and my teeth were gonna fall out....but no BM. (So - was I supposed to use the prunce juice as an enema? Did I do it wrong?) So - I figured it would be the same with this tea. I had a cup at around 8:00 pm one night. Well - 3:30 am I was awakened with a start - and I had the best poo that I have ever had in my life! EVER! I just thought I would share that with you - you all can be assured that the Diz is no longer full of crap!...Diz