Man.....too much time to let me wonder.....

1) Ever wonder if you can cry underwater?
2) Ever wonder why they make bread square - and snadwich meat round?
3) Ever wonder why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
4) Ever wonder that once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
5) Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
6) Ever wonder what cured ham had in the first place?
7) Ever wonder how it is that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
8) Ever wonder why it is that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
9)Ever wonder why people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
10) Ever wonder why doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
11)Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
Ever wonder why my brain never stops?....maybe I'd get some work done...DIZ