More interesting facts - other than knowing that I am worth $19.95!

1) If I were a sport - I would be hockey! (Ice hockey...for those of foreign extraction! Not from Canada eh?) You see I am tough and I am not afraid to put my body on the line...and what position would I be - well of course goalie - cause I really am not much of a real team player.
2) My wrestler name would either be Ivory Chainsaw or Velvet Nightmare.
3) I am 72% gross! I like to get down and dirty - so to speak!
4) What holds the keys to my heart? Never allow me to become bored...(that's just trouble!)...you can not have the need to be constantly re-assured....I don't do re-assurance. I like laughter and will find humour even at the most inappropriate times...if you don't enjoy this sort of out of place reactions - GET AWAY FROM ME NOW!
5) If I was a margarita - I would be a Lime Margarita. Realistic and grounded, and have energy to tackle all obstacles that stand in my way. I am hyper and driven - I hate incompetence - especially incompetant drunks!
6) My element is Air. I dislike conflict and I am able to rise above the angst of the world. I can be easygoing (just don't piss me off!) and I find joy in the simplest things in life! (Yes - I have been known to take pictures of clouds - approximately 117 in one day!)
7) I am 48% selfish. That means I am quite balanced and am able to compromise when it is important to those around me...but I am NO PUSHOVER!
8) I am 33% Pure. (What the heck that means..........I DON'T KNOW...maybe if I were a higher percentage of Pure - I would understand!)
9) I am 93% brutally honest. I tell it like it is. Even if it is hard for people to hear. Ya - I like to make people cry!
10) My breasts are named Breastasaurus (right one) and Love Muffin (left one).
11) I am 93% bi-polar! (Like any one who knows me didn't know THAT!) I am a tad unstable and moody (and you all thought is was just PMS!)
12) If I was to actually have the perfect career - it would be as a Joke Writer! Yes - I feel I am totally hilarious - and I find humour in ANY situation. Whether I am spouting off zingers, comebacks or jokes about life...I keep 'em laughing!
Will NEVER remain a mystery......................DIZ