A few things you may have missed re: The Diz:

Here are a few facts about me that - well - you may never had actually noticed about me:
1) My brain is 47% female and 53% male.............that explains a few things doesn't it?
2) My hidden talents are interpersonal relations and dealing with people. Apparently I have a calming presence?! Ya - people CRAVE my praise and compliments!
3) If I were a pie - I would be pumpkin pie. Even if people are full - they ALWAYS have room for me!
4) My pirate name is "Bloody Flirty Fran". (Also rhymes with All Bran!)
5) My last words will most likely be: "I can jump now - I trust the bungee rope!" Either that or - "I can pass that guy!" - I'm not sure how - as I do not drive a vehicle!
6) I will die at the age of 73. I am not sure if that is physically or mentally - cause mentally - I think I have already moved to the next dimension!
7) I am 36% Paranoid Schizophrenic! You thought it was more didn't you!?
8) I would sell out for $1,084,347.00! Maybe for an extra 2 cents I would sell it ALL!
9) My deadly sins percentage is as follows: Sloth: 60%, Gluttony: 40%, Envy: 0%, Greed: 0%, Lust: 0%, Pride: 0%, Wrath: 0%, Chance that I will go to Hell: 14%. I don't believe in Wrath!
10) I am 15% redneck.
11) I am 89% Gemini (Funny that............you'd think it would be 100% - cause I am a Gemini!)
12) If I were a muppet - I would be "Animal". A complete lunatic, and I operate on 100% animal instinct. I thrive on uncontrolled energy and I can be downright scary.
13) My vampire name is: Concubine of the Underworld..........(I think that's more my boss than me!)
14) If I were born in the year 2893, my name would be Vuis Kiku and I would be telepathic...(TELEPATHIC - not PATHETIC!)
15) My quirk factor is 89%. I am so quirky that it is hard to tell the difference between quirky and normal. And that my friends...you already knew!.....Cheers Diz