Mammograms.....

As one gets older (females), we are informed that we need to have our breasts examined. Not the kind of examination that we would give ourselves - the type of exam that they have written of in books on "self breast examination". That is a rather mild procedure. Now we are at the age of the Mammogram. It makes me think of a telegram, or now days - a fax. Yes - Our boobs get squished down to the size of a piece of paper - just like a fax! ("Fax Boy" would have a new occupation - one I am sure he would REALLY enjoy! Good 'ole "Fax Boy" - but that's another story for another day!) I truly think the Mammogram was invented by some man - no - a boy who became a man - after spending hours at a male only boarding school cause he was caught looking under the girls dresses with a mirror. "Damn My MOTHER!" that boy said - "I will one day get my revenge!" And he invented the mammogram machine! And not just the machine is all wrong - but the people who run those machines are like young ladies - barely over twenty - and more than perky..........ummmm - in more ways than one!..........ya..............that's what I wanted to do when I was young - flatten old ladies already sagging boobs - like slamming them into the refridgerator door - and then on top of that leaning down - just to give it that bit more mush - then locking it in place. Being well endowed - doesn't make it any easier - it just makes it easier to lay the boob on the "tray" in front of you - but believe you me - there is MORE TO SQUISH - and I don't think that I have had my boobs handled in such a manner since I was in Grade 7 and had a guy named "Bubbles" as a boyfriend...(a newfie - need I say more?) They should have trial runs for Mammograms....a "Mammogram Boot Camp" - ya - I'd be the first to sign up....DIZ