Just a few observations.....

- Now - see - flip flop season has definitely ended...I am CHOKED! (Booze in my coffee would extend my flip flop season....)
- I have NEVER learned to text or even use my "auto dial" on my cel phone! I am afraid it will self-destruct in 10 seconds if I don't use it as a REAL phone. It also has pics that have NEVER been downloaded.....I think coffee and booze would at least give me the guts to be a bit more "literate" with these new fangled gadgets!
- Right now - outside my office window a horror is happening........it is minus 25 celcius - and we are being inundated by a white out! Yes - SNOW - but yet - at -25 celcius - they say it is too cold to snow! It is freakin' colder than ice outside! Yes - ice is 0 degrees - it is 25 degrees colder than ice outside! I am afraid to walk out there - at my age things stick out and or hang a little differently than they should - I may end up walking thru my front door with a few less body parts than I started with! What the hell am I doing living here?
- I actually did a "Dizzy Moment" with only Nick (son-17 years old) in the room! Yes he stared at me - unbelieving that his mother is truly THAT THICK! He asked "Are you sure you weren't born a blond?" Then shook his head and said "I soooooooooooooo see where the nickname "Dizzy" comes from"! Join the rest of the world kiddo - your Mom IS THE DIZ!!!! If I owned a bike - I could do "Drive By Dizzy's!"-THEY won't let me drive a vehicle....too many people would end up eliminated!
- "Mahna Mahna" by Cake is THE BEST tune in the world!
- Do you ever think they'll make a thong to fit my butt? I just think I am missing out on something....Diz