I am stealing from another's blog.....but this person is IN MY HEAD!!!!

The Office Game. I actually played by myself - I have no friends at work.....I have stated beside each of the ones that I have done....now it's up to someone else to do some of the ones I haven't and let me know how it turns out! Spice up your office with The Office Game -- pick two or three colleagues and agree to play. The Office Game which awards points as follows:
* ONE POINT
- Run one lap around the office at top speed. Walk sideways to the photocopier. (Done it - though with a HUMUNGOUS chest - it wasn't very graceful!)
- Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk.
- When they're not looking, pour most of someone's fresh cup of coffee into your mug leaving them with an inch of brew.
- Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you. (Easy - I ignore everyone!)
- Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say "Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye."
- To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace. (This is just a regular reflex for me....happens quite a few times a day!)
- While riding an elevator, gasp dramatically every time the doors open.
*** THREE-POINTS
- Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask "Did you get all that, I don't want to have to repeat it." - Double points if you do this to a manager. (Yeah - it was like - hmmmmm.........)
- Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle. (Now this one is a challenge - and I looked like I had just climbed out of a fish tank when I was done - but it was rather amusing - at least to me!)
- Shout random numbers while someone is counting. (TOUCHDOWN!)
***** FIVE POINTS
- At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you actually launch into it yourself).
- Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.
- For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as 'Bob'. (This was fun - and I still get Bob - though I make them believe that THEY are nutz - not me! I mean where did they get THAT from?)
- Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do number two".
- After every sentence, say 'mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent. As in, "the report's on your desk, mon". Keep this up for one hour. (yEAH mON!)
- While an office mate is out, move their chair into the elevator.
- In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, all of you just shut up!"
- In a colleague's diary, write in 10 am: "See how I look in tights".
- Carry your laptop over to your colleague and ask "You wanna trade?"
- Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now". (I also get visual things flying by!)
- Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say, "I can't talk about it"
- Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig, etc.) during a very important conference call.
- Tuck one pant leg into your sock and when queried, answer, "not now" and walk away. (Tried this just today - took off my boots and boogied around the office! If they didn't think I was crazy before........)
Still being THE Diz................Diz