It's Just So Wrong.......

I was sitting here at the office after lunch – trying to think of what exactly I was so irritated about today. I am just “not me”. Well – I – at first thought – wanted to blame Celine Dion – I was trying very intently to figure out why I hate her so much. My conclusion – she is just F***ing annoying! Oprah Winfrey is also in that category – but I don’t have time to get started on THAT one! Then there is the “ski mask” issue. Who the hell wears a ski mask? Who the hell buys a ski mask? And who the hell would sell a ski mask? (I actucally saw a bum sitting on the corner of the street as I came into work this morning – wearing a ski mask! It was a lovely shade of baby poo green!) Don’t be calling these things “ski masks” they are “robber masks” – and if you see someone wearing one – chances are they are not in the Olympic Ski Finals, chances are they are robbing something and/or someone! Businesses that sell ski masks should be fined! I think ski masks are the dumbest thing in the world. We should all join together and get a “I Hate Ski Masks” campaign going. (And NO – this IS NOT a hint to have the “ski mask” as a “Ski Amigo Gear” thing! It would end up being roasted in the BBQ - just like my Oiler's toque! Which by the way was NOT of MY doing! JONSEY! Or was it my socks that you roasted on the BBQ?) Maybe I’ll just sit here and ferment for the rest of the day – cause I have NO productivity left in me……..nor do I have the energy to find any….can’t be bothered searching……….Diz