Sponge Bob - Squarepants........

While Sponge Bob Squarepants's creator, Steven Hillenburg, has acknowledged that the squeally spongey, square character is not gay, I've seen the underpants to prove otherwise! Spongebob's curiosity fits a little too close to home in those boxers I saw, err, book, I mean. Patrick's shirtless bermuda motif leaves little to be questioned as well. They both live alone. They both display seemingly feminine playfulness. And let's not forget about the squirrel. Is there any more ambiguity in gender than in a squirrel? I've heard of boys named "Sandy." Even Squidward has that strange music teacher vibe. What do you think? They just need to throw in a barnacle that works in a Beauty Parlour - and voila...............my point is made - Diz