One of the even Dwarfs...

There I was on my way to work ... getting into a fight was the farthest thing from my mind ... wasn't even on the horizon . I was in a great mood and then ... I rear-ended a car!!So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car ...
(and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed?).Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . he was a DWARF! He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!'So, I look down at him and said, 'Well, which one are you then?'
..... .and that's when the fight started .

So politically incorrect!.................Diz