Whoa Big Snake!

I have been trying and trying and trying to get this "dumb ass" thing to post my messages - I keep getting ERROR messages - I am getting rather tired of it all! ERROR - couldn't this bloody machine think of something better? Like FAULT, BLUNDER, BOO-BOO, SLIP-UP, GAFFE, OVERSIGHT - whatever.................man - if this works I'm cracking open that scotch - right here - right now!